January 29, 2007
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Mochiko Chicken and other…
Easy recipe since I’m just a simple man who eats too much.
The difference between fried chicken and mochiko chicken? No one will ever be impressed that you made fried chicken on your own. Step 1 for mochiko chicken: 4 tbsp mochiko powder, 4 tbsp cornstarch, 4 tbsp sugar (I prefer brown), 5 tbsp shoyu (a.k.a. soy sauce), green onion, 2 eggs, garlic (use that masher thing) –> whip up together in a mixing bowl (or rectangular tupperware, if you’re ghetto fabulous). Remember, homies, mixing ingredients is like farting in front of your GF for the very first time…make sure the first one is dry, and not wet. Putting the wet ingredients first will make things harder to mix and letting a wet one fly will leave you without a date to watch Smokin’ Aces.
And as usual, remember to buy chicken that is on sale! Woop! Cut the chicken (I prefer breasts instead of thighs due to the fat content of the latter) into small pieces. This does two things…increases the batter-to-meat ratio and lessens the chance of burning/overcooking.
You’re supposed to let it sit overnight or for 5 hours, but I usually don’t have time and often cook right away or after one hour and it usually turns out okay.
Did you think that I was only going to do one dish? I ain’t goin’ out like that! So while the chicken is marinating, mix together cream cheese, green onion, garlic, crab (real crab, you think I roll with the fake ones?) and white onion in a bowl.
When putting together your crab potstickers, remember to squeeze all of the air bubbles out when you seal them. Fry in oil until golden brown.
After that throw some vegetables in a pot and make curry yakisoba (you can find the curry yakisoba at any local Asian store).
Then cook your mochiko. You’re supposed to deep fry it but in an attempt to make it a little more healthful, I pan fry it.
For salad I recommend the Angelo Pietro sesame and miso…
The best part is that this whole meal (good for 3-4 meals, actually) costs less than $20 (even less if you use imitation crab) if you don’t count the seasoning (shoyu, mochiko powder, salad dressing, etc.) and the 20 lbs. bag of kokuho rose rice that’s sitting on my kitchen floor.
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Comments (6)
thanks alot frank, i just ate my keyboard…
you’re a doctor and you cook?!? seriously frank, why are you still single?
you cruel man.
cook for me!
that dressing is delicious. a japanese dressing. good taste!
what the fuck is mochiko? Help me out here, okay?
ps to the girl who asked why he’s still single- i do’nt know him personally but doctors are kind of like, really busy. some girls don’t want to bother with that. of courseother girls might like that cuz then they’re free to pursue lots of side activities…
whee submit!
um..yea..whats mochiko?! DEFINE please! =)